i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
All the doctor said was why
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
Randomize