i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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