Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I wish i was in the wii world.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Panties = found
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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