I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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