Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
It's just like the Real World with babies
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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