Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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