He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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