under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
My vagina is officially offended.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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