I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize