So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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