It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Randomize
