And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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