Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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