evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
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