I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
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