So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
This can only be settled by a dance off.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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