I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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