we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
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I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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