I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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