I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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