He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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