just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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