I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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