the condom got lost in my hair
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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