Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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