People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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