I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
the raccoons are back...
Randomize