So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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