I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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