: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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