He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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