Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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