So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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