My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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