normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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