Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
