This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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