talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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