i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
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