420 ftw
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
