I'm lost and stupid without you.
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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