He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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