Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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