I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Enjoy the penises
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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