How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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