Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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