Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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