that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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