do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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