I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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