She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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