Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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