The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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