On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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